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UTPAL'S FANTASY WORLD

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LIMERICKS

Limericks, Verse - Origanally said orally and served as commentaries on manners and behaviour. Limericks are said in five lines and the words are rhymed. Edward Lear, the English Painter & Humourist, the first Limerick writer said in his Limericks Book "Nonsense" (1846) :

There was an old man of the coast,

Who placidly sat on a post,

But when it was cold,

He relinquished his hold,

And called for some hot buttered toast.


WARNING : DRINKING ALCOHOL IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH

MIND, BODY & SOUL

ALCOHOLIC VERSE

GIN

Gin Gin, What a spin!

Where on earth, is its origin?

It was made from Juniper berry,

The taste of which made one   merry,

Its taste is mild, potency strong,

Steers the mind from right to wrong.

VODKA

Vodka, seemingly innocent and mild,

Is really quite devilishly wild,

The Russians drown in Vodka land,

Toss it back with speed of hand,

For the cold winters, it might help to gulp,

Its quick and made you feel like pulp,

Tis saner by far for the meeker souls,

To cocktail this drink, gentler roles!

WHISKY

Whisky, malt or pure,drunk from everywhere,

Comes from here, comes from there,

Be it scotch, canadian, bourborn or rye,

Pure Americana or Irish, makes you high,

Its powers of taste so wondorous are,

For its people will search near or far.

BRANDY

This liberation called brandy,

As drink or medicine, come handy,

For colds, try with lime and honey,

Knock it back or run for your money,

Sniff for aroma, dont find it funny,

Gulp it down, twist your tummy.

FENI

An amiable manner in every way,

A feni drinker is just a prey,

Made of cashew fruits or even palm,

Made in Goa, where mood is calm,

Try it in cocktails with lots of ice,

The concentration has lot of spice.


ALCOHOLIC LIMERICKS

There was a man from Portuguese

He caught a chill and started to wheeze,

His wife gave him whisky at night,

Every noise he made, they got a fright,

Not realizing, he was trying to sneeze.


Utpal wished to marry a young lady,

Whose refusal was quite steady,

Until he courted her with roses,

Cocktails, he piled in great doses,

Till she said 'Yes' the story closes


There was a young man who loved martini,

Who drank till he ruined his kidney,

It shrivelled and shrank,

As he sat there and drank,

But he had great time at it, didn't he?


An ambitious filmi villain from Bollywood,

Had roles in scenes where he stood,

On his head, on his toes,

With wigs or false nose,

But became a hero he never could


An Adventurous dhobi,

landed washing clothes in Nairobi,

He tried to eat the African cuisine,

And made the fastest exit ever seen,

For he pined for his paratha and aloo ghobi


There was a lady who never missed a race,

She enjoyed her clothes, silk and lace,

She betted and fretted quietly now and then,

When sly tips were told and when,

Her husband had turned  his back and face


There was a delighted incredulous bride,

Remarked to the groom at side,

I never could believe quite,

That what happened tonight,

Would be like a Roller coaster ride.


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